I hate...

...how you only ever hit me up to do favors for you now. We were throwing around the words "Best friends" once and now the only time I hear from you is when you need something. I get it, I guess the whole "friendship after a relationship" thing isn't really possible. I mean, don't get me wrong, not that I dont absolutely love hearing about all the unprotected sex you have with your new boyfriend, but when you consider this "hanging out" with me, I dont know, it makes me wish for days where you legitimately believed the world didn't revolve around you.

"You know you own my body,
But don't think that you control my mouth"